Items

Where there are people, there are things people create. This page is dedicated to the multitude of items, movies, tv shows, products, and more found throughout the universe.

Books

• "Traveler's Travels" (2001)

Movies

• "The Roxy Incident" (1941)
• "Attack of the Killer Pineapple People" (1959)
• "Unknown Spectre" (1959)
• "Dr. Kilhov" (1976)
• "Wound Service" (1980)
• "Hackintosh" (1983)
• "Return of the Killer Pineapple People" (1986)
• "Blood Brain" (1993)
• "Constant" (1994)
• "Windows 90-Die" (1996)
• "Terr-Appliances" (1996)
• "Windows 90-Ate" (1998)
• "Kill U" (2000)
• "Call Waiting" (2001)
• "Down the Charts" (2003)
• "Pineapple!" (2010)
• "Pineapple 2: Juiced" (2011)
• "Pineapple 3: Caribbean Vacation" (2012)
• "diePhone" (2012)
• "Love Amok" (2015)
• “Killer App” (2016)
• "Kill U: Reunion" (2018)
• "A-Die" (2023)

Music

• Foolish Creeper
  • Battler (1982)
  • Tasteful Tasteless (1984)
  • Inside Out (1987)
  • Backwards from the Front (1989)
  • Look Again (1992)
  • Fresh Faces (1994)
  • Break It Off (1998)
  • Cover Me (2001)
  • Revamp (2002)
  • Inside Out II (2009)
  • Foolish Creeper (2014)
  • Battler...Again (2017)
  • 40 Years Too Short (2022)
• Horizontal Drop
• Jettisoned
• Scrubbing Bubbles (Indie Acoustic Female Band)
• Too Many Microphones (KORN-like metal band)
  • Not Enough Microphones (1998)
  • Uncompressed Blackness (2014)
• Gentle Easement (70's Yacht Rock Band)
• The Good General Timers (70's Folk Band)
  • Purple Pants (1973) four released album
• Selective Colonoscopy (90's punk bad)
• <MEG WILL CREATE BAND NAME FOR THIS ALBUM>
  • Staring into the Blind (album)
• Manic Lobster (Australian Barely One-Hit Wonder that no one knows or remembers)

Products

Beer & Spirits

• Hurricane Arthur's Beer
  • Empty Bottle Scotch Ale
  • Hot Deer Breath Summer Style Lager
  • Langered Stook Irish Red Ale
  • Mujcsh German Pils
• Missing Corners Brewery
  • Dark Presence Porter
  • Morte Imperial Stout
  • Questionable Decisions Pils
• Dulce Bugia Wines
• Emmet Crab's Wartime Whiskey
• Shields Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey
  • Silver Metal Shields - Original Strength 100 Proof
  • Golden Shields
  • Wooden Cask Strength

Smoking & Tobacco

• Dona Juana
  • Marijuanna Cigarettes

Bath & Beauty

• Freshodine Toothpaste
• Lathertin Shaving Cream
• Opul Soap
• Periwinkle
• Rose Hip Lips
  • Mocha Rose Lip Balm

Clothing

• Stafford (1920's high end men's clothing line / average suit went for $150 (now around $3000))

Misc

• Yulit Windproof Lighters
• Talbot Corporation

Radio Shows

• "The Midnight Sleuth" (1937-1947)
• "Sandra & Martha's Home Kitchen Theater Talking Show" (1970-2009)
• "I'm Sorry, I Wasn't Listening" (2010-2018)

Sports

• New Prairie Reelers
• La Crosse Freezers

TV Shows

• Niagra (1984-1992) Cheers like sitcom about the info shop on the border at Niagara Falls)
• Baysquatch (1989-1990)
• Tranquil Lake (1989-1994) Magnum PI like action show about a retired/distant police officer who patrols a lake
• Timmy and the Tip Toes (1957-1973, 1981-1989, 1993-1995)
• Angelica: Monster Hunter (1997-2003, 2014-2020) Buffy the Vampire monster of the week show
• Soundcheck (1999-2010) Behind the Music rip-off
• Ghost Squad (2013-2020)
• The New Adventures of the Midnight Sleuth (2017-2023)

Misc. Items

• 60 Kilos of Cocaine
• diald (online video messaging software)
• Formula 626
• Formula 627
• Geoff Jenks' Video Camera
• Niccia's Necklace
• Pur Sange Renasterii - Rejuvenation ceremony